viernes, 7 de octubre de 2005

 

listening: Radio News[Imagen inf.]

Terminologia básica del idioma español
.ASFALTADO.- Expresión que dicen las maestras al niño que no va diario a la escuela.
DEPARA.- Lo que dicen las tarjetitas que les ponen a los regalos.
EMBARNECER.- Ponerse como Barney.
MATUTINO.- Hijo del oficial Matute.
MINISTERIO.- Pequeño aparato estereofónico.
NOGALES.- que descobijas, Ciudad antagónica de Gales.
ONDEANDO.- Ontoy.
REMATES.- Lo que hicites ora que fuites a Chapultepec.
ALABANZA.- Lugar al que se va la comida árabe al ingerirse.
ALFALFA.- Primera primera letra letra griega griega.
INDIGESTION.- Trámite que solicitó un indio.
INDONESIA.- Se aplica a aquellas vendedoras de verduras que no entienden razones.
IRAQUI.- Expresión de los nacos para que voltees a ver.
CAMARON.- Aparato enorme que saca fotos.
BECERRO.- Observa una loma o colina.
BERMUDAS.- Observar a las que no hablan.
BERRO.- Perro Árabe.
POLINESIA.- Mujer policía testaruda o que no entiende razones.
TELEPATIA.- Aparato de TV para la hermana de mi mamá.
TOTOPO.- Mamamífero ciciego de pepelo nenegro que cocome frijoles.
TUNICA.- Basinica de tu propiedad.
ANOMALO.- Hemorroides.
ATIBORRARTE.- Desaparecerte.
CACHIBACHE.- Pequeño hoyo en el pavimento que está a punto de convertirse en bache.
CHINCHILLA.- Auchenchia de un lugar para chentarche.
DILEMAS.- Háblale más.
DIOGENES.- La embarazó.
EMANA.- La ota Hija de mi amá y mi apá.
ENDOSCOPIO.- Me preparo para todos los exámenes, excepto para dos.
MANIFIESTA.- Fiesta de cacahuates.
MENSULA.- Tóntula, babósula.
MEOLLO.- Me escucho.
NITRATO.- Apatía por hacer algo o tratar con alguien.
NUEVAMENTE.- Cerebro sin usar, despues de que el tuyo ya se gasto.
TALENTO.- No tan rápido

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Just recently we reported about The Tenmilliondollarwebsite.com. The site is a copycat of The Million Dollar Homepage by a 21-year-old British entrepreneur Alex Tew. The Ten million dollar is rapidly evolving into the fastest growing 'pixel' web site online. They now offer $2.000.000,00 to the largest advertiser on their site.

THE NETHERLANDS, October, 2005 - The tenmilliondollarwebsite.com takes pixel advertising several big steps further. As you can see on http://tenmilliondollarwebsite.com/blog The site had more than 100,000.00 pageviews in 6 weeks being online!! We now have an Alexa page rank far into the 100.000 says Walter proud. He and Janwillem, two guys from The Netherlands are the owners of the site.

They want to live their dream and start an own (Internet) marketing, hosting and consultant business, using the proceedings of the site... They have without a doubt the most valuable name...

To boost the value of your TROPI (Traffic Return On Pixel Investment we learned) they organized a huge and unique promotion!
Asking about this special promotion, Janwillem says: As said before, we can do something no other million dollar website can do: We are giving away more than $2.000.000,00!!

We will give one of our advertisers $2.000.000,00 ( two million dollars) as soon as our site is filled for 50%! The best thing about it is: Nobody needs to participate in any kind of lottery to have a chance to become a millionaire.

We asked the guys from Holland who will get the money then and what they have to do for it;. It is simple, they replied. To win this $2.000.000,00, you'll need to become the largest advertiser on our site and we'll personally give you $2.000.000,00 (two million dollars). We will do so as soon as our site is filled for 50%!!

On top of this, we'll choose five of our advertisers at random, no matter what size or time they are with us, and reward them each with $100.000,00! Also after the site is filled for 50%! So, in fact, we are giving away $2,500.000,00! Part of that could be yours. All you need to do is buy some pixels on our site!

Walter tells us that he knew their site would become a success and now he predicts this promotion will boost the site in the top five movers and shakers!!' We are here to set records! And we will. This means great exposure for all of our advertisers! We have had people boosting their sales figures mainly by the visitors they get from us!

A great stunt like this will certainly attract oceans of curious and click happy people who will be visiting our site. Who would not want to get $2.000.000,00 in cash from the ten million dollar website? Just for being the largest advertiser on the only TEN million dollar website!

Both guys smile when they say: We'll invite anyone to buy pixels and have a chance to change their lives!
Wow, Even if you would buy advertisement for $1.000.000,00 you'd still gain a full 100%
Remember! Your $100,00 pixel friends placed on our site could mean you gain at least $100.000,00!!!

We are no students, and we are not looking to pay for college. Yet, when the site is successful enough, we would love to pay and we will pay for people who never had college or even seen a school before in their lives. We have made plans when the site reaches a certain level of success, says Janwillem.

Find out more about Walter and Janwillem, W2solutions.info and their www.tenmilliondollarwebsite.com
W2solutions.info will be a Dutch business which offers profit design, profit solutions, web hosting services, consultation services and they endeavor to use own design as well as open source software for client projects wherever possible in order to keep development costs down. We are working very hard to try and get this baby walking. The site will be a great help. We ask anyone to buy our pixels.

Be their largest advertiser and gain $2.000.000,00!

Because bigger is better.


www.tenmilliondollarwebsite.com
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